Mrs. Long by ethsSep 18, 201611:5909/18/2016 EDITOR APOLOGIZES FOR UNINTENDED CONFUSION ABOUT HENRIETTA HUPHUP’S PURE CHARACTER!
Mrs. Long by ethsSep 15, 201621:5409/15/2016 ANTI-CHICKEN VENOM INTENDED FOR MUFFIN MAN INJECTED IN CHICKEN!
Mrs. Long by ethsAug 30, 201615:2408/30/2016 MELODY AGOGO WINS HONORABLE MENTION IN HANGER ORGANIZATION COMPETITION!
Mrs. Long by ethsAug 28, 201612:0208/28/2016 INVESTIGATION CONTINUES INTO MELODY AGOGO’S LOSS OF TWO HUSBANDS!
Mrs. Long by ethsAug 26, 201617:4608/26/2016 MELODY AGOGO UNDER INVESTIGATION FOR DEATHS OF TWO HUSBANDS!
Mrs. Long by ethsAug 19, 201621:2108/19/2016 DISCOUNT RENTALS AT HOUSE OF SLIGHTLY DIFFICULT RELATIVES!
Mrs. Long by ethsAug 16, 201619:2208/16/2016 ME-JANE IS RELEASED FROM HOUSE OF SLIGHTLY DIFFICULT RELATIVES!
Mrs. Long by ethsAug 9, 201619:0608/09/2016 DISAGREEMENT ON SPACE ALIEN HORSE SHOES TRIGGERS SCATTERITUS!
Mrs. Long by ethsAug 6, 201615:0208/06/2016 EDITOR APOLOGIZES TO MRS. DITCH, MOTHER OF MULTI-THREE AND FOUR-LEGGED SPACE ALIEN SPECIALIST!
Elsie What-When by ethsAug 2, 201617:2408/02/2016 ATHOL’S AUGUST SALE, INCLUDING A CHOCOLATE CLUB MEMBERSHIP!
Mrs. Long by ethsJul 28, 201621:3007/29/2016 ANTI-V AND ANTI-S WORDS INSTITUTE OFFERS CLASSES ON SMILING!
Mrs. Long by ethsJul 25, 201617:2407/25/2016 BATHTUB BIRTHS INTO HARRY AND MARY MERRY’S FALMART HOME DINING ROOM!
Mrs. Long by ethsJul 23, 201617:3207/23/2016 CHAOTIC ILLOGIC EPIDEMIC HITS ATHOL! HIGHER RATE OF NON-SEQUITURITIS OCCURRING!
Mrs. Long by ethsJul 20, 201615:5207/20/2016 GRAMPS #3924 COMPLAINS: YOU’RE TRYING TO RUIN ME. I’VE ALREADY ADMITTED TO THE SAUTÉING!
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