LEAD REPORTER INTERVIEWS THE ADMISSIONS DIRECTOR AND THE MANAGER OF HOUSE OF SLIGHTLY DIFFICULT RELATIVES:
ADMISSIONS DIRECTOR:
MANAGER:
ASIDE:
ELSIE WHAT-WHEN:
SCIENTIST #1:
THE FOLLOWING SLIGHTLY DIFFICULT RELATIVE RENTALS ARE OFFERED AT A DISCOUNT:
AWESOME BACHELOR UNCLE:

FUN-LOVING DISTANT COUSIN:
DIVORCED HUSBAND:
EVERYONE’S FAVORITE GRANDFATHER:

ADORABLE NIECE: