MUFFIN MAN, OWNER OF THE DONUT HOLE, CONFESSED HIS LANGUAGE PROBLEM WAS EXACERBATED BY ALTERNATIVE LANGUAGE SPECIALIST WHO WAS ATTENDING A CONFERENCE:    

ALTERNATIVE LANGUAGES SPECIALIST CONFESSES:

ASIDE:

FRIEND OF ALTERNATIVE LANGUAGES SPECIALIST:

DR. LONG, CLUCKING THERAPIST, SAID:

SIDETRACKS –

MUFFIN MAN OWNS LA DONUT HOLE.  IN 2015 MUFFIN MAN LEFT CLUES LEADING TOP ATHOL AUTHORITIES, ARTHUR GOTCHA AMONG OTHERS, TO BELIEVE HE HAD DISAPPEARED INTO THE BLACK HOLE.  LATER, AFTER ATHOLIANS GAVE UP HOPE OF SEEING MUFFIN MAN AGAIN, IT WAS DISCOVERED HE HAD ACTUALLY BEEN VACATIONING IN MAUI.

ARTHUR GOTCHA ALSO PLAYED A KEY ROLE IN CATCHING MANFRED MOLE’S KILLER:

CHOCOLATOLOGIST AND MOTHER OF SON BORN WITH A KNIFE IN HIS HEAD COMMENTED ON MUFFIN MAN’S CONDITION:

GIRAFFE HUMMING AND CHICKEN CLUCKING SPECIALIST:

MAE PULLHAM, ATHOL’S DENTIST AND NIECE OF WILL PULLHAM, THE FIRST DENTIST TO RECITE BEOWULF WHILE PULLING A FULL SET OF TEETH, HAS RECENTLY BEEN SEEING MUFFIN MAN:

SCIENTIST #1, WHO HAD A RELATIONSHIP WITH MUFFIN MAN:

MUFFIN MAN’S NEIGHBOR: