REGARDING SCATTERITUS, ATHOL’S PHYSICIAN SAID:
ATHOL’S BAKER:
LAST WEEK, ANNA LOU VERY-PICKY’S GRANDMA SUGGESTED NEON PINK IS A MORE TRADITIONAL COLOR FOR SPACE ALIEN SHOES THAN YELLOW. THIS BROUGHT AN ONSLAUGHT OF VARIOUS RESPONSES:
ATHOL’S CHEERFULNESS COUNSELOR REPORTED:
THE DAILY ATHOLIAN’S REPORTER STATIONED IN THE AMAZON RAINFOREST AT THE CONFERENCE WHO ALSO OWNS A BLENDER WITH EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS, REPORTED:
ASIDE 1:
ONE OF ATHOL REPERTORY THEATRE’S ACTORS SENT THIS TO THE DAILY ATHOLIAN:
ASIDE 2:
ATHOL’S CHOCOLATOLOGIST AND MOTHER OF BOY WHO WAS BORN WITH A KNIFE IN HIS HEAD, ASKED:
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ATHOL ANIMAL HAIR STYLIST AND SON OF CHOCOLATOLOGIST COMMENTED: