ATHOL’S AUGUST SALE, INCLUDING A CHOCOLATE CLUB MEMBERSHIP!

LEAD REPORTER INTERVIEWED SEVERAL ATHOLIANS:

LEAD REPORTER DISCOUNT SALE

SCIENTIST #1:

SCIENTIST #1 COMMON DENOMINATOR FRUIT FLIES

SECOND NEWEST ATHOL RESIDENT:

MAN WITH SPIDERS AND COBWEB HUMIDITY

ANNA LOU VERY-PICKY’S GRANDMA:

ANNA LOU VERY-PICKY'S GRANDMA WAVE SWELLS

ATHOL AUGUST SALES INCLUDE:

ELSIE WHAT-WHEN, FOUNDER OF ELSIE WHAT-WHEN EMOTIONS CLINIC:

ELSIE WHAT-WHEN 50% HALF CLASSES

THE ATHOL DONUT HOLE:

DONUT HOLE REMAINS 40%

ASIDE 1:

MUFFIN MAN EXPLAINS:

MUFFIN MAN DONUT HOLE REMAINS

EYE SPECIALIST #1’S SALE:

EYE CONSULTANT #1 ONE EYE EXAM

MANAGER OF HOUSE OF SLIGHTLY DIFFICULT RELATIVES ON BEHALF OF ME-JANE:

MANAGER OF HOUSE OF SLIGHTLY DIFFICULT RELATIVES ME-JANE TIMEOUT

ASIDE 2:

MELTED CHOCOLATE ME-JANE COOKING

MRS. LONG HI

 

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