PREVIOUSLY, THE DAILY ATHOLIAN REPORTED THAT MRS. DITCH WAS ATTENDING A CLASS ON BACKHOES, UNINTENTIONALLY IMPLYING SHE HAD DIFFICULTY OPERATING A BACKHOE. MRS. DITCH FELT THIS DAMAGED HER REPUTATION WORKING WITH CONSTRUCTION EQUIPMENT.
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TESTIMONIALS AS TO MRS. DITCH’S GOOD REPUTATION:
HEESA DITCH, SPECIALIST IN MULTI-LEFT AND RIGHT-LEGGED SPACE ALIENS:
ATHOL’S MOTHER AND TODDLER #1:
HUSBAND OF MRS. DITCH:
MAN WHO TAUGHT MRS. DITCH TO OPERATOR A GRADER:
MR. AND MRS. FLING, ATHOL RESIDENTS:
