MELODY AGOGO’S MOTHER SAID:
ELSIE WHAT-WHEN SPEAKS OF THE CLASS ON GUILT MELODY ATTENDED AT THE EMOTIONS CLINIC:
MELODY’S 3RD HUSBAND IS RECUPERATING AT A SPA:
ATHOL’S FLORIST REPORTED:
THE WOMAN WHO PLAYS THE ACCORDION AND IS AN ACRONYMIST SAID:
MELODY AGOGO’S BRIEF BIO:
Agogo organized closets at the age of two. At three she mitered a bed sheet with perfection. In boarding school she straightened teachers’ desks and bookshelves, often finding material that might have led to a career in blackmail. Her passion for straightening led to a degree in Linen Closet Organization and Professional Pillow Arranging from The Paris Institute of Domestic Perfection. Agogo graduated with top honors.