MELODY AGOGO UNDER INVESTIGATION FOR DEATHS OF TWO HUSBANDS!

MELODY AGOGO WAS NOT AVAILABLE FOR COMMENT.  HER FATHER SPOKE CANDIDLY ABOUT HER:MELODY AGOGO'S FATHER SNOOPING

MELODY AGOGO’S MOTHER SAID:

MELODY AGOGO'S MOTHER COVER-UP
PHOTO TAKEN IN 1988

ELSIE WHAT-WHEN SPEAKS OF THE CLASS ON GUILT MELODY ATTENDED AT THE EMOTIONS CLINIC:

ELSIE WHAT-WHEN MELODY

MELODY’S 3RD HUSBAND IS RECUPERATING AT A SPA:

MAN FLOATING TWIRLING CLEAVERS

CLEAVERS 3RD HUSBAND TWIRLED

ATHOL’S FLORIST REPORTED:

FLORIST ATHOL TANGLER

MELODY AGOGO’S 1ST HUSBAND. PHOTO TAKEN MOMENTS BEFORE HE REALIZED HIS TIE WAS CAUGHT IN A SHREDDER.

MELODY AGOGO'S 2ND HUSBAND ELECTROCUTED

THE WOMAN WHO PLAYS THE ACCORDION AND IS AN ACRONYMIST SAID:

WOMAN WHO PLAYS ACCORDION AND ACRONYMIST MELODY

MELODY AGOGO’S  BRIEF BIO:

Agogo organized closets at the age of two.   At three she mitered a bed sheet with perfection.  In boarding school she straightened teachers’ desks and bookshelves, often finding material that might have led to a career in blackmail.  Her passion for straightening led to a degree in  Linen Closet Organization and Professional Pillow Arranging from The Paris Institute of Domestic Perfection.  Agogo graduated with top honors.

MELODY AGOGO HIRED AT AGE 6
MELODY AGOGO FINISHED 2ND IN “MAKE A KING-SIZE BED WITH WHITE SHEETS AND GREEN BLANKET” IN 4 MINUTES.

MRS. LONG TAKING A BREAK

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