Athol Scientist, Athol Senior Fun and Frolic Center, GRAMPS #3924, Lafayette Reporter, Mae Pullham, Mr. Jones-Smith, Mrs. Long, Will Catchem, YON WONDER
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CHAOTIC ILLOGIC EPIDEMIC HITS ATHOL! HIGHER RATE OF NON-SEQUITURITIS OCCURRING!

LEAD REPORTER INTERVIEWED A NON-SEQUITURITIS SPECIALIST:

LEAD REPORTER NON-SEQUITURITIS

MR. JONES-SMITH WIFE'S BUSINESS

 

YON WONDER, CATERER, COMPLAINED:

YON WONDER NASTURTIUM LEAVES

MAE PULLHAM REPORTED:

MAE PULLHAM NOVACAINE

MAE’S PATIENT SAID:

DENTAL CLIENT MAE BORROWED GLASSES

A MEMBER OF ATHOL FUN AND FROLIC CENTER WHO HAS  CHAOTIC ILLOGIC WITHOUT STRAINS ADMITTED:

SENIOR CHAOTIC ILLOGIC

WILL CATCHEM, EAST BORDER PATROL GUARD, WAS CALLED TO THE SCENE AND REPORTED:

WILL CATCHEM BRAN MUFFINS

BREAKING NEWS:  HENRIETTA HUPHUP, OWNER OF HUPHUP’S MARCH AND DANCE SCHOOL, HAS CAUGHT CHAOTIC ILLOGIC WITH A STRAIN OF ALLITERATIONITIS:  BELOW SHE AND DON JOHN, AN EX-LOVER, SPEAK OF HENRIETTA’S ILLNESS:

HENRIETTE HUPHUP AND DON JOHN ALLITERATIONITISBREAKING NEWS #2:  GRAMPS #3924 HAS COME DOWN WITH A NEW STRAIN OF CHAOTIC ILLOGIC CALLED RAMBLINGITIS:

GRAMPS #3924 RAMBLINGITIS

MRS. LONG NORMALLY SO LOGICAL

 

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