BATHTUB BIRTHS INTO HARRY AND MARY MERRY’S FALMART HOME DINING ROOM!

HARRY AND MARY MERRY SPEAK OF THE BIRTHING:

LEAD REPORTER INTERVIEWED FALMART HOMES REPRESENTATIVE:

ME-JANE LEFT THE HOUSE OF SLIGHTLY DIFFICULT RELATIVES WHERE SHE IS RECOVERING FROM CHAOTIC ILLOGIC TO ATTEND THE BIRTHING, SUFFERING A SETBACK WHEN SHE SAW CHOCOLATE IN THE MERRY’S KITCHEN.

CONSTRUCTION MAN #1 CAME TO ME-JANE’S RESCUE:

MANAGER OF HOUSE OF SLIGHTLY DIFFICULT RELATIVES SPOKE OF ME-JANE’S TEMPORARY RESIDENCE WITH THEM:

HERE IS ME-JANE REFERRING TO A BIRTHING SHE ATTENDED IN DECEMBER, 2015:

FOR THOSE UNFAMILIAR WITH FALMART HOME BIRTHING,  FALMART HOMES ARE BUILT OVER A DEMOLISHED FALMART STORE, WITH THE INTENTION OF HAVING A PRODUCT FROM THE STORE EVENTUALLY ERUPT OR BIRTH INTO THE HOUSE.