Mrs. Long by ethsJan 7, 201620:3601/07/2016 YON WONDER, FOOD ART COLORIST PICKUP TRUCK “BIRTHED” INTO JO AND JOE JOEY’S FALMART HOUSE KITCHEN!
Uncategorized by ethsJan 6, 201616:5601/06/2016 MELODY AGOGO, KYOP (KEEP-YOUR-HUSBAND-SAFE PARTY) CANDIDATE. MELODY AGOGO UNCOVERS SAFETY GUIDELINES SHE WILL INITIATE WHEN ELECTED MAYOR!
GRAMPS #3924 by ethsJan 4, 201619:1301/04/2016 BEFORE SOLAR PANELS MR. WHOOEY SAYS “SOLAR PANELS DEPLETE THE SUN’S ENERGY!”
Uncategorized by ethsJan 3, 201619:1201/03/2016 POSTHUMOUS AWARD TO SUMMER THE SNAIL EDITOR REGRETS ERROR IN JANUARY 3, 2016 ISSUE!
YON WONDER by ethsDec 30, 201520:4512/30/2015 MUFFIN MAN IS RUNNING FOR MAYOR ON THE DOP (DEPENDS-ON PARTY) PLATFORM. MUFFIN MAN RETURNS FROM HAWAII TO APOLOGIZE!
Mr. Whooey by ethsDec 29, 201523:1212/29/2015 SHIMY HIME AT CONVENTION FOR WOMEN WHO HAVE BEEN SHRUNK BY THE MEN IN THEIR LIVES. Shimy on right. SHIMY HIME SAYS. “WAKE UP, ATHOLIANS! MR. WHOOEY HATES ANIMALS!
Uncategorized by ethsDec 28, 201523:4612/28/2015 DECEMBER DISCOUNTS! RENTAL RELATIVES, STREET SIGNS, AND ROLE MODEL APPLIANCES!
Dr. Long by ethsDec 27, 201516:5212/27/2015 WILL WATT, SPACKING (SPEAKING IN ACRONYMS) EXPERT NANA, PAGE, AND TYRA BEING HELD AT EAST BORDER PATROL BY UNAUTHORIZED GUARDS!
Mr. Whooey by ethsDec 26, 201521:58 MR. WHOOEY, GROP (GREED-IS-GOOD PARTY) PLATFORM CANDIDATE FREE SEMINAR AT WHOOEY’S HOW-TO-UNIVERSITY, ATHOL’S NEW SCHOOL!
Keith M. Caged by ethsDec 21, 201521:4712/21/2015 DR. LONG, VERBAL ABUSE TO SLUGS THERAPIST NANA, PAGE, AND TYRA SIGHTED HITCHHIKING IN CALIFORNIA NEAR OAKLAND ZOO!
Mrs. Long by ethsDec 20, 201519:1112/20/2015 MAE PULLHAM, ATHOL DENTIST WHO SOMETIMES TREATS EYES. MYSTERY EYES PEER OUT OF ABANDONED BUILDING IN ATHOL!
Ms. Lessparts by ethsDec 19, 201516:5212/19/2015 MRS. LOIS. PHOTO TAKEN BEFORE HER DAUGHTER LOIS LOIS LEFT HOME BLACK HOLE CONTINUES TO ERUPT! HUGH BIKE MAN AND LOIS LOIS RETURN!
Dr. Long by ethsDec 18, 201517:5512/18/2015 MRS. LOIS. PHOTO TAKEN BEFORE HER DAUGHTER LOIS LOIS LEFT HOME BLACK HOLE ERUPTS! WILL CATCHEM AND MRS. LOIS RETURN! MISSING SINCE 11/07/15
YON WONDER by ethsDec 16, 201519:3412/16/2015 DR. LONG, EAR LOBE THERAPIST MR. WHOOEY ANNOUNCES WHOOEY’S 1ST MR. ATHOL MANLY CONTEST! PERSONALITY, TALENT, AND EAR LOBES TO BE JUDGED!
Mr. Smith by ethsDec 15, 201519:1912/15/2015 BANANA SLUG, TIGER, AND PENGUIN ESCAPE FROM ATHOL SAFARI PARK! ROAD BLOCKS INSTALLED!
Will Watt by ethsDec 14, 201514:1712/14/2015 WILL WATT, SPOP (SHORT-SPEAKING PARTY) CANDIDATE FOR MAYOR IF ELECTED MAYOR, WILL WATT WILL ENFORCE SPACSING (SPEAKING IN ACRONYMS) INTO MEGAPHONES!
Me-Jane by ethsDec 13, 201517:0212/13/2015 PHOTO TAKEN BEFORE "BIRTHING." SHELVES OF FEMININE PRODUCTS AND CONTRACEPTIVES “BIRTH” INTO FALMART HOME DINING ROOM!
Muffin Man by ethsDec 8, 201519:4712/08/2015 MOLES SINK THREE HOUSES IN ATHOL! MANFRED MOLE, JR. FOUND DEAD!
Mrs. Long by ethsDec 7, 201521:3312/07/2015 REPLICA OF PITCHER THAT CONTAINED THE SHRINKING MILK. SHIMY HIME TELLS ALL: KLEIN HIME DEHYDRATED ME KNOWING HE COULDN’T RESTORE ME!