GROP, Mr. Whooey, Whooey's How-to University
by eths

FREE SEMINAR AT WHOOEY’S HOW-TO-UNIVERSITY, ATHOL’S NEW SCHOOL!

MR. WHOOEY SAVED THESE PENNIES
MR. WHOOEY, GROP (GREED-IS-GOOD PARTY) PLATFORM CANDIDATE 

FREE SEMINAR:

LEARN HOW TO INCREASE CREDIT LIMIT ON YOUR CARDS.  IF YOU PASS THE COURSE YOU RECEIVE A DISCOUNT ON GET-SMART- QUICK SEMINARS!SYMBOL OF SUCCESS

GET-SMART-QUICK SEMINARS

HOW TO PRONOUNCE “WHOOEY.”

LEARN HOW TO BUILD A WALL AROUND T.I.S.H.:  COURSE CREDIT GIVEN AFTER CLASS BUILDS WALL.  

A WEEKEND COURSE SPENT IN MR. WHOOEY’S REBUILT MANSION LEARNING HOW TO DEPRECATE PEOPLE AND STILL HAVE THEM WORSHIP YOU

HOW TO DESTROY MOLETOWN USING PSYCHOLOGY WARFARE AND TERROR.

TRAIN PEOPLE TO SHOUT AND CLAP WHILE YOU PROMOTE HATE AND FEAR

LEARN HOW TO LOOK LIKE MR. WHOOEY:  HAIR STYLE AND LIP MOVEMENT

HOW TO WRITE POETRY WITH WORDS THAT RHYME WITH WHOOEY

WRITE AN EPIC NOVEL IN A WEEKEND WITH MR. WHOOEY AS THE PROTAGONIST WHO BILKS MILLIONS OF DOLLARS FROM BUSINESSES.   THE STUDENT WITH THE BEST MANUSCRIPT RECEIVES 1% OF THE PUBLICATION PROFITS.

MR. WHOOEY STOLE HIS CLASSMATES SANDWICHES

 A REVIEW OF MR. WHOOEY’S FAMOUS QUOTES:

MR. WHOOEY FAVORS

MR. WHOOEY FAT PROFIT

MR. WHOOEY WALL CHEAP