MR. WHOOEY SAYS “SOLAR PANELS DEPLETE THE SUN’S ENERGY!”

STUDY DONE BY SSSSSS (SPECIAL STUDY OF SOLAR SYSTEMS SUCKING UP SUNLIGHT) FOUNDATION ON A HOUSE AND PROPERTY IN NORTH CAROLINA, U.S.A.  

GERBERA FRESH
BEFORE SOLAR PANELS
GERBERA WILTED
AFTER SOLAR PANELS
DRIED LEAF
LEAF AFTER SOLAR PANELS
GREEN LEAF
LEAF BEFORE SOLAR PANELS

SHIRT THAT NEVER TURNED WHITE AGAIN

MR. WHOOEY WHOLE TOWN INSTALLS SOLAR PANELS
MR. WHOOEY, GROP (GREED-ONLY PARTY) CANDIDATE

ATHOLIANS WERE ASKED WHAT THEY THOUGHT ABOUT MR. WHOOEY’S CLAIM:

GRAMPS #3924 SUN PUN
GRAMPS #3924, INDEPENDENT MAYORAL CANDIDATE
MELODY AGOGO WHOOEY IS A SLEEZE BALL
MELODY AGOGO, PILLOW AND LINEN CLOSET ARRANGER
ULRIC UTTER DEPLETE
ULRIC UTTER, POP (PLEASANT-ENGLISH-ONLY PARTY) CANDIDATE.