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Ulric Utter by ethsNov 21, 201517:1411/21/2015
ULRIC UTTER CARROT

WATT BLASTS UTTER! PLEASANT ENGLISH IS ANTI GREEN, RUINS PLANET!

Dr. Long by ethsNov 20, 201513:1311/20/2015
DR. LONG'S COOKIES
DR. LONG, EMOTIONS-RELATED-TO-COOKIES SPECIALIST

CONCLUSIVE RESULTS IN STUDY WHERE PARTICIPANTS WERE SUBJECTED TO VIOLENT WORDS IN COOKBOOKS!

Will Watt by ethsNov 19, 201516:4111/19/2015
WILL WATT CUT THIS PINEAPPLE
AT AGE 3, WILL WATT WON THE SLICE-A-PINEAPPLE-IN 2 1/2-MINUTES AWARD

WILL WATT’S CAMPAIGN PROMISE: SHORTEN SPEECH, SAVE ENERGY, REDUCE HOTHOUSE EFFECT!

Dr. Long by ethsNov 19, 201510:5411/19/2015
DR. LONG APPLIANCE SPECIALIST

BUY A TOASTER THAT LISTENS TO YOUR COMPLAINTS FROM LA ROLE MODEL APPLIANCES!

Artist Ah by ethsNov 18, 201516:5111/18/2015
BURNER PLATE
ARTIST AH'S "DISTRESSED," A METAL SCULTURE

ARTIST AH’S CAMPAIGN VISION: TO BE GREEN, ATHOL WILL PAINT ALL BUILDINGS YELLOW AND BLUE!

Dr. Long by ethsNov 17, 201519:29
DR. LONG PENGUIN
DR. LONG, PENGUIN THERAPIST

MYSTERIOUS PENGUIN PARACHUTES ON TO ROOF OF B AND B AND B IN ATHOL!

Mrs. Smith by ethsNov 16, 201520:37
MRS. SMITH'S MEMOIR

MEET MRS. SMITH, ATHOL RESIDENT!

Husband of CEO by ethsNov 16, 201512:11
HUSBAND OF CEO LIFE EMPTY

SCHOOL OF HOLEOLOGY OFFERS NEW COURSE: SWISS CHEESE: THEORY OF HOLES IN

Uncategorized by ethsNov 15, 201519:4011/15/2015
HENRIETTA HUPHUP SCHEDULE
HENRIETTA HUPHUP'S ADVICE

ATHOL RESIDENTS GATHER IN HARMONY

Ulric Utter by ethsNov 14, 201511:54
ULRIC UDDER SAD

FEW WORDS …

GRAMPS #3924 by ethsNov 13, 201519:2811/13/2015
GRAMPS #3924 BRITCHES

IF ELECTED MAYOR, MR. WHOOEY WILL INSTALL PARKING METERS AND TOLL BOOTH!

Keith M. Caged by ethsNov 13, 201513:51
KEITH M. CAGED EGGS AND BACON
KEITH M. CAGED'S MOTHER MADE HIM SMILEY EGGS AND BACON ON SATURDAYS UNTIL HE LEFT FOR COLLEGE.

GOTCHA TO REPLACE CATCHEM AS T.I.SH. EAST BORDER GUARD!

Henrietta Huphup by ethsNov 12, 201511:3311/12/2015
HUPHUP BUBBLE SHOES

HUPHUP, PROMISE-TO-KEEP-MY-PROMISE CANDIDATE, PROMISES TO KEEP HER PROMISES!

Uncategorized by ethsNov 12, 201511:2711/12/2015
RADISHES BUBBLE

LA ANIMAL AND SALAD CAFE PROVIDES KNIFE, FORK, AND PLATE WITH MEALS!

Mr. Whooey by ethsNov 11, 201519:07
MR. WHOOEY FAVORS
MR. WHOOEY, GROP (GREED-IS-GOOD PARTY) PLATFORM

CAMPAIGN UPDATE ON CANDIDATES’ WRONGDOINGS!

Shimy Hime by ethsNov 11, 201515:0911/12/2015
SHIMY AT CONVENTION
SHIMY HIME AT WWHBSBTMITL (Women Who Have Been Shrunk by The Men in Their Lives) CONVENTION. SHIMY IS ON THE RIGHT.

KLEIN HIME DISAPPEARS ON CRUISE SHIP WITH ANTIDOTE TO UNSHRINK HIS WIFE!

Me-Jane by ethsNov 10, 201519:2811/10/2015
HANDS WITH WRINKLES
BEFORE CHOCOLATE SYRUP TEST

NEW STUDY SHOWS THAT CHOCOLATE SYRUP DESTROYS WRINKLES!

Mrs. Long by ethsNov 9, 201519:0111/10/2015
MRS. LONG'S RUBBER DUCKY
MRS. LONG'S RUBBER DUCKY

MRS. LONG, 99 YR. OLD WOMAN DISCOVERED IN ATHOL UNDERGROUND MAZE, KEEPS A RUBBER DUCKY IN HER PURSE!

YON WONDER by ethsNov 8, 201517:2911/10/2015
DONUT HOLES
THESES WERE INTENDED TO BE DONUT SQUARES.

ATHOL NOVEMBER DEALS: 30% OFF ON SLIGHTLY MISSHAPED DONUT SQUARES!

Dr. Long by ethsNov 7, 201518:1211/10/2015
SHIMY HIME HUG EACH DAY
SHIMY HIME, FOUNDER OF SCHOOL OF LOVE.

TIPS FOR SURVIVING INSIDE THE BLACK HOLE!

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