First and foremost I want to thank Dave Kingsbury, creator of A Nomad in Cyberspace, for nominating me. As I wrote to Dave, he made my day, week, month, year … Make sure to […]
Month: December 2015
SHIMY HIME SAYS. “WAKE UP, ATHOLIANS! MR. WHOOEY HATES ANIMALS!
NANA, PAGE, AND TYRA BEING HELD AT EAST BORDER PATROL BY UNAUTHORIZED GUARDS!
FREE SEMINAR AT WHOOEY’S HOW-TO-UNIVERSITY, ATHOL’S NEW SCHOOL!
ATHOL COMMUNITY NEWS: CASTING CALLS, BIRTHS, BUSINESSES, AND RELATIONSHIPS!
MELODY AGOGO TO RUN FOR MAYOR ON KYOP (KEEP-YOUR-HUSBAND-SAFE PARTY) PLATFORM!
NANA, PAGE, AND TYRA SIGHTED HITCHHIKING IN CALIFORNIA NEAR OAKLAND ZOO!
MYSTERY EYES PEER OUT OF ABANDONED BUILDING IN ATHOL!
BLACK HOLE CONTINUES TO ERUPT! HUGH BIKE MAN AND LOIS LOIS RETURN!
BLACK HOLE ERUPTS! WILL CATCHEM AND MRS. LOIS RETURN! MISSING SINCE 11/07/15
SHIMY HIME TO RUN FOR MAYOR ON SNIP (SIZE IS NOT IMPORTANT) PLATFORM!
MR. WHOOEY ANNOUNCES WHOOEY’S 1ST MR. ATHOL MANLY CONTEST! PERSONALITY, TALENT, AND EAR LOBES TO BE JUDGED!
IF ELECTED MAYOR, WILL WATT WILL ENFORCE SPACSING (SPEAKING IN ACRONYMS) INTO MEGAPHONES!
SHELVES OF FEMININE PRODUCTS AND CONTRACEPTIVES “BIRTH” INTO FALMART HOME DINING ROOM!
DELAYED AUTOPY REPORT REVEALS WATER SUFFOCATION CAUSED MANFRED MOLE, JR.’S DEATH!
THE DAILY ATHOLIAN: 