Uncategorized by ethsJan 13, 201622:0701/13/2016 REACTIONS TO ELSIE WHAT-WHEN’S POLICIES INVOLVING SUMMER THE SNAIL!
Uncategorized by ethsJan 13, 201617:0901/13/2016 ELSIE WHAT-WHEN REENTERS MAYORAL RACE! “I WANT SUMMER, MY SNAIL, TO BE MEMORIALIZED FOR ETERNITY!”
Keith M. Caged by ethsDec 21, 201521:4712/21/2015 DR. LONG, VERBAL ABUSE TO SLUGS THERAPIST NANA, PAGE, AND TYRA SIGHTED HITCHHIKING IN CALIFORNIA NEAR OAKLAND ZOO!
Ms. Lessparts by ethsDec 19, 201516:5212/19/2015 MRS. LOIS. PHOTO TAKEN BEFORE HER DAUGHTER LOIS LOIS LEFT HOME BLACK HOLE CONTINUES TO ERUPT! HUGH BIKE MAN AND LOIS LOIS RETURN!
Dr. Long by ethsDec 18, 201517:5512/18/2015 MRS. LOIS. PHOTO TAKEN BEFORE HER DAUGHTER LOIS LOIS LEFT HOME BLACK HOLE ERUPTS! WILL CATCHEM AND MRS. LOIS RETURN! MISSING SINCE 11/07/15
YON WONDER by ethsDec 16, 201519:3412/16/2015 DR. LONG, EAR LOBE THERAPIST MR. WHOOEY ANNOUNCES WHOOEY’S 1ST MR. ATHOL MANLY CONTEST! PERSONALITY, TALENT, AND EAR LOBES TO BE JUDGED!
Mr. Smith by ethsDec 15, 201519:1912/15/2015 BANANA SLUG, TIGER, AND PENGUIN ESCAPE FROM ATHOL SAFARI PARK! ROAD BLOCKS INSTALLED!
Will Watt by ethsDec 14, 201514:1712/14/2015 WILL WATT, SPOP (SHORT-SPEAKING PARTY) CANDIDATE FOR MAYOR IF ELECTED MAYOR, WILL WATT WILL ENFORCE SPACSING (SPEAKING IN ACRONYMS) INTO MEGAPHONES!
Me-Jane by ethsDec 13, 201517:0212/13/2015 PHOTO TAKEN BEFORE "BIRTHING." SHELVES OF FEMININE PRODUCTS AND CONTRACEPTIVES “BIRTH” INTO FALMART HOME DINING ROOM!
Me-Jane by ethsDec 12, 201523:4312/12/2015 MELODY AGOGO TRANSLATED GOPHER REPRESENTATIVES MESSAGE DELAYED AUTOPY REPORT REVEALS WATER SUFFOCATION CAUSED MANFRED MOLE, JR.’S DEATH!
Melody Agogo by ethsDec 11, 201522:1912/11/2015 MOLES MOURNING AT MANFRED MOLE, JR.'S FUNERAL A SOMBER DAY IN ATHOL: MANFRED MOLE, JR. MEMORIALIZED BY MOLETOWN AND ATHOLIANS!
Muffin Man by ethsDec 8, 201519:4712/08/2015 MOLES SINK THREE HOUSES IN ATHOL! MANFRED MOLE, JR. FOUND DEAD!
Mrs. Long by ethsDec 7, 201521:3312/07/2015 REPLICA OF PITCHER THAT CONTAINED THE SHRINKING MILK. SHIMY HIME TELLS ALL: KLEIN HIME DEHYDRATED ME KNOWING HE COULDN’T RESTORE ME!
Ms. Nodoff by ethsDec 6, 201523:3012/06/2015 MS. NODOFF RIDING HER DIRT BIKE DISCOUNTS ON SLEEPWALKING CLASSES AND A ONE HOUR SESSION WITH LETTUCE CONSULTANT!
Me-Jane by ethsDec 3, 201516:0112/03/2015 MELODY AGOGO, PROFESSIONAL LINEN CLOSET AND PILLOW ARRANGER. ANOTHER ERUPTION: SOFA “BIRTHS” INTO HILDA UPUP’S FALMART HOME!
Ulric Utter by ethsNov 30, 201518:1211/30/2015 ARTIST AH, MOP (MOST-CERTAINLY PARTY) CANDIDATE THE MOMENT WE’VE WAITED FOR: CANDIDATES STATE PLANS FOR ATHOL!
Husband of CEO by ethsNov 29, 201511:4911/29/2015 LIVE ENACTMENT SEE AMAZING LEMON AND OTHER WONDERS IN OPPOSITIONAL GRAVITY EXHIBIT!