AFTER GUNHILDA SLIGHT ASKEW WAS CAUGHT KISSING LOOKEEHERE, SHE PLEADED FOR MERCY! IN AN EFFORT TO KEEP HER JOB, ASKEW DOUBLES HER HOURS TO TAKE THE CENSUS AND FIND OUT WHO FORGED BLACK HOLE TRIP […]
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OUTER SPACE ALIEN HEARD INSIDE TUNNEL IN UNDERGROUND ATHOL!
DRAFT BEGINS! ATHOLIANS AGES 10 – 70 MUST VOLUNTEER TO RESCUE MUFFIN MAN FROM BLACK HOLE!
2ND COUSIN ONCE REMOVED OPENS DRAFT CENTER IN LIBRARY. Temporary Hours : Saturday, Oppositional Gravity Center Room, 7 a.m. to 7:45 a.m. Monday – Friday, La House of Hole Detection Room, 7 a.m. to 7:45 a.m. […]
TUNNELS DUG BY MOLES SPELL OUT: YOU’RE HOT, MAN!
LIONEL LOOKEEHERE DISCOVERS TUNNEL-MADE SENTENCES! While checking out the tunnel from Elvira Whipsnap’s home, Lookeehere discovered the mole’s message. OFFICIALS OF MOLETOWN CONFIRM DISCOVERY! Grand Chief’s spokesmole, who has been unavailable for comment since the […]
LIONEL LOOKEEHERE IN ATHOL TO INVESTIGATE TUNNEL IN WHIPSNAP’S CLOSET!
Minutes after arriving from Lafayette, CA, Lookeehere ate a hearty breakfast of oatmeal, one poached egg, one scrambled egg, one donut cube, and a Belgian waffle. A tea blend of boysenberry and Cherymoya (acquired in a […]
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