DRAFT BEGINS! ATHOLIANS AGES 10 – 70 MUST VOLUNTEER TO RESCUE MUFFIN MAN FROM BLACK HOLE!

2ND COUSIN ONCE REMOVED LAMB
2ND COUSIN ONCE REMOVED’S LAMB THAT FOLLOWED HER TO SCHOOL AND WAS NEVER SEEN AGAIN.

2ND COUSIN ONCE REMOVED OPENS DRAFT CENTER IN LIBRARY. 

Temporary Hours : Saturday,  Oppositional Gravity Center Room, 7 a.m. to 7:45 a.m. Monday – Friday, La House of Hole Detection Room, 7 a.m. to 7:45 a.m.

GRAMPS #3924 ENLIST
GRAMPS #3924
MS. LESSPARTS TAHITI
MS. LESSPARTS TESTING HER HUSBAND’S INVENTION – BICYCLE PEDALS!

Gramps #3924 was first in line even though he was too old to register!  Ms. Lessparts was second.

ELSIE WHAT-WHEN'S PRETZEL MIX
THIS PHOTO OF PRETZEL MIX TRANSFORMED ELSIE WHAT-WHEN’S LIFE.
ASKEW AND LOOKEEHERE FOUND KISSING!  ELSIE WHAT-WHEN ASKS FOR ASKEW’S RESIGNATION!  
GUNHILDA SLIGHTLY ASKEW RAZOR
GUNHILDA SLIGHTLY ASKEW SHAVES THREE HAIRS OFF HER CHIN ONCE A MONTH

Gunhilda Slightly Askew took two week off from handwriting analysis reportedly to help Lionel Lookeehere examine the maze of tunnels leading from Elvira Whipsnap’s closet.

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