Arthur Gotcha, Lab Technician, Lionel Lookeehere, Man with Invisible Head, Mr. and Mrs. Fling, Mrs. Lois Lois, Mrs. Long, Spatula Behavior Specialist
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RECALL ON SPATULAS CAUSES MASS EXODUS!

LAB TECHNICIAN AT MANUFACTURING PLANT:

LAB TECHNICIAN TESTING SPATULAS

SPATULA LAST SEEN IN MRS. LOIS LOIS'S KITCHEN

MRS. LOIS LOIS REPORTED:

MRS. LOIS LOIS FRYING PANCAKE

ARTHUR GOTCHA, EAST BORDER PATROL GUARD, WHO WAS CALLED TO DUTY DURING DINNER, SAID:

ARTHUR GOTCHA INDIGESTION

LIONEL LOOKEEHERE, PART-TIME PATROL GUARD WHO JUST FINISHED A HOUSEHOLD WEAPONS CLASS, COMMENTED:

LIONEL LOOKEEHERE SPATULAS

HEADLESS MAN PUT IN CHARGE OF HUNT FOR SPATULAS:

MAN WITH INVISIBLE HEAD CAPTURED THREE SPATULAS

MRS. LONG THIS IS FASCINATING

 

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