THE DAILY ATHOLIAN DID NOT INTEND TO MAKE LIGHT OF PAMMY’S AND JIMMY’S DISAPPEARANCE INTO THE BLACK HOLE.

HERE ARE TESTIMONIALS TO THEIR GREATNESS:

LIONEL LOOKEEHERE, PART-TIME EAST BORDER GUARD:

ATHOL CHEERFULNESS COUNSELOR AND GRADE SCHOOL FRIEND OF PAMMY:

FRIEND OF JIMMY’S PARENTS:

JIMMY’S FATHER REPORTED:

PHOTO OF PAMMY AND JIMMY:

WHEN WE CONTACTED PINKY HORTON, UNCLE OF SLINKY HORTON WHO OWNS THE MAYO SANDWICH SHOP NEXT DOOR TO THE PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH SHOP, ABOUT THE SITUATION, HE COMMENTED: