AFTER GUNHILDA SLIGHT ASKEW WAS CAUGHT KISSING LOOKEEHERE, SHE PLEADED FOR MERCY!
IN AN EFFORT TO KEEP HER JOB, ASKEW DOUBLES HER HOURS TO TAKE THE CENSUS AND FIND OUT WHO FORGED BLACK HOLE TRIP LIST
Ms. Nodoff, Melody Agogo, and Mae Pullham have handwriting similar to that on the Black Hole Trip List.
AGOGO CONFIRMS: MUFFIN MAN WORE PAJAMAS BUT HE DID NOT OWN SLIPPERS! AND I DON’T KNOW WHO WROTE THE BLACK HOLE TRIP LIST. IT CERTAINLY WASN’T ME!
Amidst confusion of Muffin Man’s horrific disappearance into The Black Hole, Melody Agogo admitted she had arranged M. Man’s clothes in his dresser and closet. “it’s my career.” The new information about slippers gives credence to the case that the Black Hole Trip List was not written by Muffin Man.
MS. NODOFF AND MAE PULLHAM WERE ASKED TO EXPLAIN WHY THEIR WRITING WAS SIMILAR TO THAT ON THE BLACK HOLE TRIP LIST!
Ms. Nodoff said, “My mother was a close friend of Muffin Man’s father.”
Mae Pullham said, “I pulled one of Muffin Man’s teeth.”
THE DAILY ATHOLIAN: 