MR. JONES-SMITH WHO REHABILITATES INSECTS BACK TO HEALTH AND IS KNOWN FOR DONATING INSECTS, BIRDS, AND MAMMALS TO THE SAFARI PARK, WAS DEVASTATED! HE EXPLAINED: ELSIE WHAT-WHEN, WHO WITHDREW FROM THE MAYORAL RACE […]
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EDITOR REGRETS ERROR IN JANUARY 9, 2015 EDITION!
ATHOL’S ANNUAL JANUARY 3RD PET SHOW!
ATHOL COMMUNITY NEWS: CASTING CALLS, BIRTHS, BUSINESSES, AND RELATIONSHIPS!
MYSTERY EYES PEER OUT OF ABANDONED BUILDING IN ATHOL!
VANDALS CAREFULLY REMOVE LABELS FROM PRODUCE AT ATHOL’S BUY-A-LOT-AND-SAVE-A-BIT MART!
GRAMPS #3924 ADMITS TO SAUTEEING SUMMER THE SNAIL! READ THE WHOLE STORY!
RANETTA REVERSIA AND HER RHINO, RADICCHIO, MOVE TO ATHOL!
REVERSIA FROM LAFAYETTE, CA, TO OPEN AN R STORE! SHE IS CURRENTLY TAKING CONSIGNMENT ITEMS! A bit of trivia about Ranetta Reversia: Her name used to be Hanetta Heversia, and she owned Hadicchio the Hippo. […]
VOTE FOR ME-JANE AND GET A FREE PIECE OF CHOCOLATE!
TEETH MARKS ON CANDY IN J. HEIMER-SCHMIDT HOUSE MATCH THOSE IN THE BITTEN CHOCOLATE IN ME-JANE’S STASH. HAVING ALREADY CONFESSED TO FALSELY ACCUSING SOMEONE OF COMPROMISING HER CHOCOLATE STASH, ME-JANE ADDS TO HER WOES BY […]
DRAFT BEGINS! ATHOLIANS AGES 10 – 70 MUST VOLUNTEER TO RESCUE MUFFIN MAN FROM BLACK HOLE!
2ND COUSIN ONCE REMOVED OPENS DRAFT CENTER IN LIBRARY. Temporary Hours : Saturday, Oppositional Gravity Center Room, 7 a.m. to 7:45 a.m. Monday – Friday, La House of Hole Detection Room, 7 a.m. to 7:45 a.m. […]
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