LEAD REPORTER INTERVIEWED VICTIMS:
2ND COUSIN ONCE REMOVED SAID:
ELSIE WHAT WHEN, OWNER OF RECENTLY DECEASED SUMMER THE SNAIL, SAID:
YON WONDER, FORMER ATHOL FITNESS TRAINED TURNED CATERER SAID:
YESTERDAY’S EDITION MENTIONED THAT DR. LONG, LONG-LOST TWIN OF ISSUE THERAPIST, HELPED PEOPLE WHO HAD BEEN THREATENED BY NOODLES.
DR. LONG EXPLAINED:
BACKSTORY:
THE DAILY ATHOLIAN: 