UPDATE ON MAYORAL CANDIDATE MR. WHOOEY!

WHOOEY WAS ASKED WHY HE NAMED HIS PARTY TICKET GREED-ONLY WHEN HE MEANT TO NAME IT GRATEFUL-ONLY:

MR. WHOOEY WISE UP

MR. WHOOEY’S FAMOUS QUOTES:

“I’VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG.  I’VE NEVER LIED.  I LOVE MONEY, AND I DO FAVORS FOR PEOPLE SO THEY’LL DO FAVORS FOR ME.”

“IF I CAN MAKE MONEY FOR ATHOL AND AT THE SAME TIME MAKE A FAT PROFIT FOR MYSELF, WHAT’S WRONG WITH THAT?”

UNKNOWN INFORMATION ABOUT MR. WHOOEY:

COMPLAINTS HAVE BEEN MADE THAT MR. WHOOEY NEVER CHOSE A WINNER OF THE 1ST “WHOOEY ATHOL MR. MANLY CONTEST.”     TWO ENTRANTS WERE ASKED HOW THEY FELT ABOUT THIS:

BORNTOBE GREEN:

BORNTOBE GREEN CONTESTDR. LONG:

DR. LONG REJECTIONDR. LONG STRANGE

MORE UNKNOWN INFORMATION ABOUT MR. WHOOEY

THERE ARE SEVERAL LAWSUITS PENDING REGARDING WHOOEY’S CLAIM TO HAVE INVENTED THE GAME OF GNIFLOG:

GREAT AUNT ANASTASIA & GAME

DIISTANT COUSIN THREE TIMES REMOVED

THE EDITOR OF THE DAILY ATHOLIAN RECEIVED THIS PHOTO FROM A FRIEND OF GRAMMY #211:

SCOT WITH BABPIPES GOLFING

 

 

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