2nd Cousin Once Removed, Black Hole Rescue, COP, Draft, Elsie What-When, Henrietta Huphup, Independent Party, Janice J. Heimer-Schmidt, John J. Heimer-Schmidt, LOP, Me-Jane, Mt. Smith, YON WONDER
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VOTE FOR ME-JANE AND GET A FREE PIECE OF CHOCOLATE!

HENRIETTA HUPHUP COW
HENRIETTA HUPHUP SANG 7 VERSES OF “OLD MACDONALD HAD A FARM” WITHOUT TAKING A BREATH.
TEETH MARKS ON CANDY IN J. HEIMER-SCHMIDT HOUSE MATCH THOSE IN THE BITTEN CHOCOLATE IN ME-JANE’S STASH.  

HAVING ALREADY CONFESSED TO FALSELY ACCUSING SOMEONE OF COMPROMISING HER CHOCOLATE STASH, ME-JANE ADDS TO HER WOES BY BITING INTO THE J. HEIMER-SCHMIDT’S CHOCOLATE! 

JANICE AND JOHN J. HEIMER-SCHMIDT WON’T FILE CHARGES.  John said:  “Me-Jane did an excellent job of birthing the washing machine and dryer into our living-room.”  The J. Heimer-Schmidts have one of the homes built over the demolished FalMart Store.  Items from the store are “birthing” into the houses.  Me-Jane is the exclusive midwife for these birthing objects.

Me-Jane is running on the COP (Chocolate-Only-Party) platform.

2ND COUSIN ONCE REMOVED REPORTS ENNUI IN ATHOL!  FEW PEOPLE ENLIST IN DRAFT TO RESCUE MUFFIN MAN AND HUGH BIKE MAN!
MR. SMITH LEAVE BUGS
MR. SMITH, OWNER OF INSECT REHABILITATION CENTER
HENRIETTA HUPHUP EASTER BUNNY
HENRIETTA HUPHUP CAN’T VOLUNTEER FOR THE DRAFT BECAUSE SHE HAS TO DUST HER EASTER BUNNY COLLECTION 3 TIMES A DAY.

Mr. Smith and Henrietta Huphup claim they must stay home to avoid crises!

YON WONDER ACCUSES MAYORAL CANDIDATES GRAMPS #3924 AND ME-JANE OF SELF-INTEREST!

YON WONDER HATE LABELSWonder is running on the LOP (Loathe-Sticky-Labels-On-Produce) platform.YON WONDER NOT MYSELF