TEETH MARKS ON CANDY IN J. HEIMER-SCHMIDT HOUSE MATCH THOSE IN THE BITTEN CHOCOLATE IN ME-JANE’S STASH.
HAVING ALREADY CONFESSED TO FALSELY ACCUSING SOMEONE OF COMPROMISING HER CHOCOLATE STASH, ME-JANE ADDS TO HER WOES BY BITING INTO THE J. HEIMER-SCHMIDT’S CHOCOLATE!
JANICE AND JOHN J. HEIMER-SCHMIDT WON’T FILE CHARGES. John said: “Me-Jane did an excellent job of birthing the washing machine and dryer into our living-room.” The J. Heimer-Schmidts have one of the homes built over the demolished FalMart Store. Items from the store are “birthing” into the houses. Me-Jane is the exclusive midwife for these birthing objects.
Me-Jane is running on the COP (Chocolate-Only-Party) platform.
2ND COUSIN ONCE REMOVED REPORTS ENNUI IN ATHOL! FEW PEOPLE ENLIST IN DRAFT TO RESCUE MUFFIN MAN AND HUGH BIKE MAN!
Mr. Smith and Henrietta Huphup claim they must stay home to avoid crises!
YON WONDER ACCUSES MAYORAL CANDIDATES GRAMPS #3924 AND ME-JANE OF SELF-INTEREST!
Wonder is running on the LOP (Loathe-Sticky-Labels-On-Produce) platform.