UPDATE ON MAYORAL CANDIDATE ULRIC UDDER OF SLOP (THE SPEAK LOVINGLY ONLY PARTY)!

ULRIC UTTER WILL INSTALL THESE POSTERS ALONG 33RD STREET:

SPEAKERS WILL LINE THE STREET:

THIS IS THE BOW TIE ULRIC UTTER KNITTED TO WEAR WHEN HE IS INAUGURATED!

UNKNOWN FACTS ABOUT ULRIC UTTER:

GRAVITY AFFECT AND RUNAWAY APPLIANCE SPECIALIST COMMENTED:

ELSIE WHAT-WHEN SAID:

WINNIE WRITER REPORTED: