Chocolate, Colorful Food Artist, COP, Keith M. Caged, LOP, Mayoral Race, Me-Jane, YON WONDER
by eths

ALIEN MONSTER LABELS AND HALF-EATEN CANDIES MYSTIFY ATHOL BORDER PATROL OFFICER!

CHOCOLATE CANDY BROKEN
HALF-EATEN CHOCOLATES
STICKER PUT ON YON WONDER'S PRODUCE
ALIEN MONSTER STICKY LABEL

Vicious pranks on two mayoral candidates occurred late last night. A person or persons unknown broke into the homes of Yon Wonder, LOP candidate for mayor, and Me-Jane, COP candidate for mayor, applying alien monster stickers to Wonder’s produce and biting into chocolates kept in a locked cupboard in Me-Jane’s kitchen.  At first, terrorists were thought to be  behind the attacks.

PEACE OFFICER
KEITH M CAGED, PEACE OFFICER

We contacted Keith M. Caged, East Border patrol officer and peace officer and teacher at La Sensitivity Training who said it appeared the misdeeds were closely linked to the upcoming mayoral election.