TEETH MARKS ON CANDY IN J. HEIMER-SCHMIDT HOUSE MATCH THOSE IN THE BITTEN CHOCOLATE IN ME-JANE’S STASH. HAVING ALREADY CONFESSED TO FALSELY ACCUSING SOMEONE OF COMPROMISING HER CHOCOLATE STASH, ME-JANE ADDS TO HER WOES BY […]
Category: 2nd Cousin Once Removed
MYSTERY EYES PEER OUT OF ABANDONED BUILDING IN ATHOL!
CULPRIT FOUND! YON WONDER ROASTED TURKEY FROM ATHOL SAFARI PARK!
KLEIN HIME DISCOVERS ANTIDOTE TO UNSHRINK HIS WIFE!
DRAFT BEGINS! ATHOLIANS AGES 10 – 70 MUST VOLUNTEER TO RESCUE MUFFIN MAN FROM BLACK HOLE!
2ND COUSIN ONCE REMOVED OPENS DRAFT CENTER IN LIBRARY. Temporary Hours : Saturday, Oppositional Gravity Center Room, 7 a.m. to 7:45 a.m. Monday – Friday, La House of Hole Detection Room, 7 a.m. to 7:45 a.m. […]
2ND COUSIN ONCE REMOVED TO HEAD DRAFT TO ENLIST ATHOL RESIDENTS!
DRAFT A RESULT OF FEARFUL BLACK HOLE VOLUNTEERS RESIGNING! Common denominators that connect Muffin Man and Hugh Bike Man. Both recently disappeared in to The Black Hole. 2ND COUSIN-ONCE- REMOVED’S EXPERIENCE […]
