DR. LONG, WORD-MEANING THERAPIST, EXPLAINS THE IMPORTANCE OF THE UNDERLINED WORDS IN X-RATED BOOK: RABBIT, LIKE, YOU, A, RAN, ALSO! POSSIBLE CODE SENTENCE: You also ran, like a rabbit Also, a rabbit ran like you […]
Category: Lois Lois
MUFFIN MAN RETURNS FROM HAWAII TO APOLOGIZE!
BLACK HOLE CONTINUES TO ERUPT! HUGH BIKE MAN AND LOIS LOIS RETURN!
MAYORAL RACE CANDIDATES HOLD ALL-NIGHT VIGIL FOR MUFFIN MAN!
IN SHOW OF CAMARADERIE COP, LOP, FOP, MOP, POP, SLOP, AND SPOP CANDIDATES WILL HOLD MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR MUFFIN MAN. INDEPENDENT CANDIDATE, GRAMPS #3924, WILL JOIN THEM. LOP candidate, Yon Wonder, will provide an […]
GUNHILDA ASKEW ADMITS CHEATING IN CONTEST WHEN SHE WAS 25 MONTHS OLD!
RESIDENTS OF ATHOL PREPARE FOR A CENSUS COUNT! Although Gunhilda Askew cheated in the How-Many-Gummies-Are-In-The-Jar contest, the review panel for the position of census taker and handwriting analyst decided Ms. Askew is eminently qualified to pass onto […]
VACUUM CLEANERS WILL RESCUE MUFFIN MAN AND LOIS LOIS FROM BLACK HOLE.
VOLUNTEERS NEEDED TO OPERATE VACUUM CLEANERS AND GENERATORS. Hugh Bike Man, inventor of sideways roller skates, believes suction is the answer! In addition to vacuum cleaners, Hugh Bike Man is asking the public’s help in […]
CAN MUFFIN MAN AND LOIS LOIS BE RETRIEVED FROM THE BLACK HOLE?
ATHOL RESIDENT HUGH BIKE MAN MAY HAVE THE SOLUTION. Hugh Bike Man, husband of Ms. Lessparts, running on the FOP (Forgive-Our-Husbands Party) platform and inventor of spongy sidewalks to accommodate pogo stick riders and pole-vaulters, needs […]
MISSING GRATE FROM BLACK HOLE FOUND SEVEN BLOCKS AWAY! MEANWHILE MUFFIN MAN’S DONUT SHOP CLOSES ITS DOOR.
Late yesterday afternoon, Janice J. Heimer-Schmidt found the grate covering the Shimola Ann Bancanfanmannanpanrantanvan Black Hole. Keith M. Caged, East Border Patrol Guard admitted that he had not noticed it missing at the time Muffin Man […]
LIST TITLED “TRIP INTO BLACK HOLE” FOUND IN DONUT HOLE SHOP
Earlier today Keith M. Caged, East Border Patrol Guard, found a paper in La Donut Hole apparently written my Muffin Man listing, “All-Weather Coat, Toothbrush, Toothpaste, Care Package for Lois Lois, Donut Holes, Pajamas, Slippers.” This new […]
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