MAYORAL RACE CANDIDATES HOLD ALL-NIGHT VIGIL FOR MUFFIN MAN!

IN SHOW OF CAMARADERIE COP, LOP, FOP, MOP, POP, SLOP, AND SPOP CANDIDATES WILL HOLD MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR MUFFIN MAN.  INDEPENDENT CANDIDATE, GRAMPS #3924, WILL JOIN THEM.

YON WONDER BUBBLESLOP candidate, Yon Wonder, will provide an artistically arranged pattern of lettuce to offer Muffin Man upon his return.  Additional food will also be prepared for Lois Lois if she appears.