X-RATED BOOK FOUND IN LOIS LOIS’S CARE PACKAGE CONTAINS CODED MESSAGE!
DR. LONG, WORD-MEANING THERAPIST, EXPLAINS THE IMPORTANCE OF THE UNDERLINED WORDS IN X-RATED BOOK: RABBIT, LIKE, YOU, A, RAN, ALSO!
The key word is “like,” … so often used without thought … one is like someone else … which always bothers me … comparing people … then there’s “I like spaghetti O’s” … which in itself is harmless, seemingly … though I prefer Xs … holds onto the spaghetti sauce longer…not to mention “Do you like alfalfa?” …an odd question, since horses eat it and horses can’t answer the question …I suppose they could whinny … my brother had a horse named Sugar Puff … I really loved that horse but my brother wouldn’t … oh let’s not get into that … nor would my parents for that matter … back to “like” … actually “rabbit” might be more significant …
POSSIBLE CODE SENTENCE:
You also ran, like a rabbit
Also, a rabbit ran like you
Like a rabbit you ran also
A rabbit like you also ran
Like you, a rabbit also ran
Ran like a rabbit, also you
Like you, ran like a rabbit
Q-TIPS FOUND IN CARE PACKAGE MISLEADING!
SECOND CAKE MRS. LOIS MADE FOR WILL CATCHEM. MRS. LOIS SAID, “WILL REMINDS ME OF MY 6TH HUSBAND.”
Mrs. Lois, Lois Lois’ mother said,” Lois Lois hated to clean her ears. It’s highly unlikely she’d want them in a care package! The last time she used Q-tips was to clean her belly button for Sunday School.
