X-RATED BOOK FOUND IN LOIS LOIS’S CARE PACKAGE CONTAINS CODED MESSAGE!
DR. LONG, WORD-MEANING THERAPIST, EXPLAINS THE IMPORTANCE OF THE UNDERLINED WORDS IN X-RATED BOOK: RABBIT, LIKE, YOU, A, RAN, ALSO!
POSSIBLE CODE SENTENCE:
You also ran, like a rabbit
Also, a rabbit ran like you
Like a rabbit you ran also
A rabbit like you also ran
Like you, a rabbit also ran
Ran like a rabbit, also you
Like you, ran like a rabbit
Q-TIPS FOUND IN CARE PACKAGE MISLEADING!
Mrs. Lois, Lois Lois’ mother said,” Lois Lois hated to clean her ears. It’s highly unlikely she’d want them in a care package! The last time she used Q-tips was to clean her belly button for Sunday School.