Early this morning, The Black Hole became active after a year-long period of stillness. In 2016, The Black Hole terrorized Atholians when it swallowed two residents, followed by a period when it spewed forth odd objects, including an iron and ironing board.
Fearful the escaping golf ball might enter The Black Hole, a guard was placed at the opening. Misfortune occurred:
Sound from The Black Hole:
To Be Continued: