Early this morning, The Black Hole became active after a year-long period of stillness. In 2016, The Black Hole terrorized Atholians when it swallowed two residents, followed by a period when it spewed forth odd objects, including an iron and ironing board.
Fearful the escaping golf ball might enter The Black Hole, a guard was placed at the opening. Misfortune occurred:
The Guard’s wife reported:
ASIDE: Ms. Lost-Some-Parts, wife of man sucked into The Black Hole a year ago:
Sound from The Black Hole:
ANOTHER ASIDE: 
ASIDE-ONCE-REMOVED: A couple who in 2016 survived The Black Hole commented on the woman in The Black Hole who knit the slippers:
To Be Continued:
THE DAILY ATHOLIAN: 