2nd Cousin Once Removed, Draft, Hugh Bike Man, La House of Slightly Difficult Relatives, Muffin Man
by eths

2ND COUSIN ONCE REMOVED TO HEAD DRAFT TO ENLIST ATHOL RESIDENTS!

DRAFT A RESULT OF FEARFUL BLACK HOLE VOLUNTEERS RESIGNING!

COMMON DENOMINATOR
COMMON DENOMINATOR: BOTH MEN’S MOTHERS KNIT BLUE AND WHITE SOCKS.
COMMON DENOMINATOR
COMMON DENOMINATOR: BOTH MEN LIKE THEIR CHEESE SANDWICH WITH STRIPES ON IT.
COMMON DENOMINATOR BOTH HAD TWINS AND RODE IN CARTS
COMMON DENOMINATOR: BOTH WERE TWINS AND BOTH ATTRIBUTE RIDING IN CARTS WHEN THEY WERE CHILDREN TO THEIR TEMERITY.

Common denominators that connect Muffin Man and Hugh Bike Man.  Both recently disappeared in to The Black Hole.

 

2nd COUSIN ONCE REMOVED
2ND COUSIN-ONCE-REMOVED. HAS HABIT OF DINGING ON THE HOUR. (Photo taken 30 yrs. ago)

 

 

 

 

2ND COUSIN-ONCE- REMOVED’S EXPERIENCE IN CLOCK SHOP QUALIFIES HER AS DRAFT MANAGER!

A longtime client of La House of Slightly Difficult Relatives, 2nd Cousin-Once-Removed is overjoyed to find work.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ASKEW CONTINUES HANDWRITING ANALYST!

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