TEETH MARKS ON CANDY IN J. HEIMER-SCHMIDT HOUSE MATCH THOSE IN THE BITTEN CHOCOLATE IN ME-JANE’S STASH. HAVING ALREADY CONFESSED TO FALSELY ACCUSING SOMEONE OF COMPROMISING HER CHOCOLATE STASH, ME-JANE ADDS TO HER WOES BY […]
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SPOP (SHORT SPEAKING PARTY) CANDIDATE WILL WATT SAYS: ATHL MST MVE FRWRD!
WILL WATT INTERVIEWED ABOUT BLACK HOLE MISSION Watt, an advocate of Shorking (Short Speaking), pleaded to the masses to Shork ” We r usg mssve amts of energy 2 sve Mffn Mn. Plse Shork! Lss […]
HANDWRITING ON “TRIP TO BLACK HOLE” LIST IS NOT MUFFIN MAN’S!
ATHOLIANS ARE ASKING WHY IT TOOK KEITH M. CAGED SO LONG TO DISCOVER THIS LATEST CLUE. Mr. Smith, owner of Insect Rehabilitation Center said, “Keith may be overworked. I know what it’s like to be […]
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