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ANOTHER SETBACK FOR SHIMY HIME.

Shimy Hime, recovering from two recent accidents, suffered another setback this morning.   Gramps #3924, flown from Athol to a hospital outside Lafayette, CA, to offer comfort to long-time friend Shimy Hime, apparently sneezed after a laughing fit without covering his nose and mouth, blowing Shimy off her sponge bed.  The sponge had been selected from a dozen sponges flown in from Tampon Springs, Florida, because of its contour, a perfect fit for Shimy’s body. 

SHIMY'S SPONGE BED
SHIMY HIME’S HOSPITAL SPONGE BED
SYRINGE USED ON SHIMY
SYRINGE USED TO BRING SHIMY OUT OF SHOCK

Letters of encouragement continue to pour in, necessitating the post office near Lafayette, Ca to hire an additional delivery person.

The pun Gramps #3924 told:  A surgery nurse was demoted for being absent without gauze.

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