ATHOLS NEWSPRINT FLASH

KLEIN HIME TRAVELS ABROAD IN SEARCH OF REVERSAL REMEDY!

Klein Hime, husband of Shimy Hime who was recently hospitalized for injuries suffered during a fall, has flown abroad in search for a remedy to reverse shrinking.  

Hime, well-known miniaturizing scientist, is desperate to rehydrate Shimy to original size. Not available for comment at the time of his departure, Hime had been heard to say “I, of course, put my wife’s wellbeing before my scientific experiments to make space for the world’s expanding population.”