Athol Happenings in SPORK (short speak) (Keep hot air to minimum)

Marshall of Tunneler’s Union say ban “Whack the Mole” game.

Part-Time Animal-Thought Translator, Mr. Whooey, sys “Whack the Mole” relifs strss in peple, thn thy kind to mols.

Ms. Lessparts, oner of La Living Forgiveness, hs frgven husbnd, Hugh Bike Man, for all injries incurrd frm tsting hs invntions.