Mrs. Long by ethsMay 13, 201619:4505/13/2016 POST HOLE DIGGER BIRTHS INTO FALMART HOUSE! UNDERGROUND CREATURE DISTURBED!
Mrs. Long by ethsMay 11, 201620:0905/11/2016 STATE OF EMERGENCY DECLARED, 689 KOHLRABIES AIRLIFTED OUT OF ATHOL!
Mrs. Long by ethsMay 9, 201622:1205/09/2016 WORLD’S LARGEST KOHLRABI ESCAPES FROM EXHIBIT; FOUND IN DOWNTOWN ATHOL!
Mrs. Long by ethsMay 5, 201622:2605/05/2016 FLY DIES AFTER HAVING HAIR DONE; INNER BEAUTY MORE IMPORTANT!
Mrs. Long by ethsMay 4, 201621:1905/04/2016 HAIR STYLIST HENRI HIRED TO CREATE HAIRDOS FOR ATHOL SAFARI ANIMALS!
Mrs. Long by ethsApr 29, 201622:3804/29/2016 WORLD-RENOWN PILLING SPECIALIST ANNA LOU VERY-PICKY VISITS ATHOL!
Mrs. Long by ethsApr 28, 201623:2604/28/2016 PART TWO – HOW TO PREPARE FOR A WHACK ON THE HEAD BY A FOOD PROCESSOR!
Mrs. Long by ethsApr 27, 201613:4604/27/2016 PART ONE – ATHOLIAN CLAIMS SPACE ALIENS COPIED HIS GRANDMA’S MUFFIN RECIPE!
Mrs. Long by ethsApr 21, 201613:4104/21/2016 ERROR IN APRIL 20, 2016 EDITION: CURATOR’S DOG’S NAME IS ROBERT NOT BOB!
Mrs. Long by ethsApr 20, 201610:1504/20/2016 THE HIGHLY ACCLAIMED ATHOL ART SHOW: RUSSET POTATO TAKES 1ST PRIZE!
Mrs. Long by ethsApr 18, 201622:0404/19/2016 FALMART HOME BIRTHING: DIAPERS PLASTER COUPLE AS THEY WATCH TV!
Mrs. Long by ethsApr 15, 201621:5904/15/2016 ATHOL WOMAN MAKES DESIGNER CLOTHES FOR LADYBUGS AND OTHERS!
Mrs. Long by ethsApr 14, 201616:4104/14/2016 ATHOL SCIENCE NEWS: INSECT SUCCUMBS TO EXHAUSTION DURING EXPERIMENT!
Mrs. Long by ethsApr 12, 201622:1204/12/2016 SPECIAL EDITION FEATURING HAIR STYLES FOR ANTARCTICA CANCELLED!
Mrs. Long by ethsApr 8, 201619:3604/08/2016 OUTBREAK OF PROVOCATIVE WORDS CAUSING VIOLENT BEHAVIOR IN ATHOL!
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