STATE OF EMERGENCY DECLARED, 689 KOHLRABIES AIRLIFTED OUT OF ATHOL!

AFTER THE KOHLRABIES WERE AIRLIFTED, THEY WERE SHIPPED TO THE BIG ISLAND OF HAWAII, WHERE THEY AWAIT COUNSELING.

SEA CAPTAIN KOHLRABIES

AN ATHOLIAN WHO WISHES TO REMAIN NAMELESS WAS TICKLED BY A KOHLRABI UNTIL SHE STOPPED RECITING THE A WORDS IN THE DICTIONARY :  LATER, SHE WAS ADMITTED TO HOUSE OF SLIGHTLY DIFFICULT RELATIVES FOR RECOVERY.

GIGGLING WOMAN HACKED

THE DIRECTOR OF HOUSE OF SLIGHTLY DIFFICULT RELATIVES COMMENTED:

MANAGER OF HOUSE OF SLIGHTLY DIFFICULT RELATIVES DOTING AUNT

 

AT NOON TODAY:

PROTESTERS AGAINT CRUELTY

KOHLRABIES 689 DETACHED

MRS. LONG PISTACHIO ICE CREAM

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