THE YOYOS LAMENTING THE BIRTHING MISHAP: (FOR EXPLANATION OF BIRTHING SEE BOTTOM OF PAGE.)
ALONG WITH DIAPERS, OTHER ITEMS IN THE BABY SUPPLIES DEPARTMENT BIRTHED INTO THEIR HOME.
THE DAILY ATHOLIAN JUST LEARNED THAT THE BUILDER OF FALMART HOMES WILL TREAT THE YOYOS TO A VACATION WHILE THE SOGGY DIAPERS ARE CLEARED FROM THEIR LIVING-ROOM.
FALMART HOMES WERE BUILT OVER A COLLAPSED FALMART STORE. HOUSES WERE BUILT ON TOP OF DIFFERENT STORE DEPARTMENTS IN HOPES THAT SPECIFIC ITEMS WOULD BIRTH INTO THE HOMES.
THE DAILY ATHOLIAN: 