POST HOLE DIGGER BIRTHS INTO FALMART HOUSE! UNDERGROUND CREATURE DISTURBED!

MR. AND MRS. NODOFF COMMENTED ON HOW THEIR DINNER WAS RUINED BY THE BIRTHING*:

ME-JANE, FALMART HOME MIDWIFE, REPORTED:

MEANWHILE, AN UNDERGROUND CREATURE APPEARED:

AND:

*BIRTHING REFERS TO THE ERUPTION OF ITEMS FROM ATHOL’S COLLAPSED FALMART STORE INTO HOUSES BUILT ABOVE IT.