GIANT MARSHMALLOWS LAND IN ATHOL!

A MARSHMALLOW ANALYST, SHOWN ON THE LEFT IN PHOTO, FLOWN IN FROM OYMYAKON, SIBERIA, COMMENTED: “THESE MARSHMALLOWS ARE NOT EVENLY ROASTED WHICH SUGGESTS DISTRACTION, DISTRESS, OR MARITAL PROBLEMS ON THE PART OF THE CHEF.”

MARSHMALLOW ANALYST’S MOTHER COMMENTED:

OUTER SPACE FOOD ANALYST WHO RECENTLY MOVED TO ATHOL TO COMPETE IN POLE VAULTING SAID:

NEW RESIDENT OF ATHOL STUDYING SPACE ALIEN AWARENESS:

ATHOL’S SWEETS CONNOISSEUR SPOKE ABOUT THE GIANT MARSHMALLOWS:

“THEY PULLED OUT THREE OF MY TEETH, BUT THE GOOD THING IS THAT ONLY ONE OF THEM WAS IN THE FRONT.”