NEW EVIDENCE SUGGESTS MUFFIN MAN’S BLACK HOLE TRIP LIST A SET UP!
ATHOL RESIDENT COMES FORTH WITH CRUCIAL INFORMATION!
Black Hole Trip List items: All-Weather Coat, Toothbrush, Toothpaste, Care Package for Lois Lois, Donut Holes, Pajamas, Slippers. According to NU (Name Undisclosed,) Muffin Man did not wear slippers. NU also suggested that M. Man didn’t wear pajamas. This latest news lends doubt to the author of the Black Hole Trip list. Other items on list were deemed appropriate, according to NU.
PERSONS SEEN FREQUENTLY NEAR MUFFIN MAN’S HOME AT THE OF HIS DISAPPEARANCE:
MAE PULLHAM AT WORKGRAMPS #3924JOHN J. HEIMER-SCHMIDT (Not actual likeness)KLEIN HIME (Photo taken at Miniaturizing the World Conference)ELSIE WHAT-WHEN (Photo an alias)MELODY AGOGO, PILLOW ARRANGER (Photo likeness not available)GRAMMY #211, Athol HistorianCEO, Owner of La Bank and Pest Control Co.HUSBAND OF CEO, Owner of House of Hole DetectionDR. LONG, Pasta and Control Therapist, Family PhysicianSHIMY HIME (on right) Photo taken at Women Who Have Been Dehydrated by The Men in Their Lives (WWHBDBTMITL) Convention.
THE DAILY ATHOLIAN: 