SUSPICION HOVERS OVER BLACK HOLE TRIP LIST PRESUMABLY WRITTEN BY MUFFIN MAN.
Gramps #3924, Independent candidate for mayor, found innocent!
ME-JANE, COP CANDIDATE FOR MAYOR, REFUSES TO TAKE HANDWRITING TEST. “Chocolate makes me shake.” When Askew asked Me-Jane to refrain from eating chocolate for 24 hours, Me-Jane spoke Unpleasant English. Me-Jane’s refusal does not bode well in the upcoming election.