Black Hole Rescue, Elsie What-When, POP, SLOP, Ulric Utter
by eths

SHORKIST WILL WATT, NEW CANDIDATE IN MAYORAL RACE SAYS, “BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!”

WILL WATT SHORT SLEEVES
WILL WATT WEARS SHORT SLEEVE SHIRTS

WILL WATT ENTERS THE RACE ON THE SPOP (SHORT SPEAKING-ONLY PARTY) PLATFORM.  HE RIPS OTHER CANDIDATES APART,  SAYING, “Cut vowels.”

ELSIE WHAT-WHEN'S COLLECTION OF BERETS
THE BERET COLLECTION ELSIE WHAT-WHEN OWNED BEFORE SHE FLUNKED FRENCH

POP CANDIDATE ELSIE WHAT-WHEN DONATES PHOTOS OF SUMMER, HER SNAIL THAT DIED RECENTLY.  “I want to bring cheer during times of despair. Heaven only knows the burden I’ve carried after Summer died, and now there’s the black hole tragedy.”