AADTITUOF (ATHOL ACRONYM COMMITTEE TO IMPROVE THE UNDERSTANDING OF ACRONYMS ) HOLDS CLOSED SESSION! MWAFUWIDGTDCS – Mothers Who Are Fed Up With Daughters Getting Their Designer Clothes Stained. MWAFUWIGETDECS – Mothers Who Are Fed Up […]
NOMOFIRCOFO, PEEPS, PIUS, PUEW, PUEW, AND PUIW CAUSE FUROR IN MAYORAL RACE!
WILL WATT, SPOP CANDIDATE, AND ULRIC UTTER, SLOP CANDIDATE, SQUABBLE OVER ACRONyMS. Will Watt says, Acronyms are “… gd exmples of Shork (Short Speak) and Swite (Short Write). Less hot air, less energy. Gd fr envrnment.” IF ELECTED MAYOR, ULRIC […]
BAN UNPLEASANT WORDS IN ACRONYMS!
Ulric Utter, running on Speak-Lovingly Political Party (SLOP) announced today that if elected Mayor of Athol, he would remove acronyms that contained unloving words. Of the seven acronyms he studied, only three passed the pleasant speaking test:
ALGAE: Always Live Green and Energy Efficiently
ASPOPSER: Assistant Population Sign Maker
BAAA: Become an Animal Advocate
COMMITTEE ON ACRONYMS UPDATE
AGHS, AGUE, and UGHS The Committee on Acronyms, COAC, met last evening to discuss whether Athol needs all three of these acronyms: AGHS – Anti Green House Society; AGUE -Arrest Green House Ultimate Effect; and […]