ATHOL MAN PROVES SHORKING (SHORT SPEAKING) IS BETTER FOR FLOWERS.

Earlier today, Will Watt, Athol Word Scientist proved that flowers do not wilt as fast when placed near Shorkers (Short Speakers).   Flowers near Norkers (Normal Speakers) wilted in three days, rather than in a week. Watt attributes the fast wilting to excessive hot air expelled when Norking,