ME-JANE, COP (CHOCOLATE-ONLY-PARTY) MAYORAL CANDIDATE ADMITTED THAT NO ONE BROKE INTO HER HOUSE AND TOOK BITES OUT OF HER STASH! OTHER CANDIDATES WERE ASKED IF THEY THOUGHT ME-JANE SHOULD QUIT THE RACE.
Category: SPOP
ME-JANE AND WILL WATT TO RUN AS CO-MAYORS! THEIR PLAN FOR ATHOL!
GRAMPS #3924 ADMITS TO SAUTEEING SUMMER THE SNAIL! READ THE WHOLE STORY!
SPOP (SHORT SPEAKING PARTY) CANDIDATE WILL WATT SAYS: ATHL MST MVE FRWRD!
WILL WATT INTERVIEWED ABOUT BLACK HOLE MISSION Watt, an advocate of Shorking (Short Speaking), pleaded to the masses to Shork ” We r usg mssve amts of energy 2 sve Mffn Mn. Plse Shork! Lss […]
NOMOFIRCOFO, PEEPS, PIUS, PUEW, PUEW, AND PUIW CAUSE FUROR IN MAYORAL RACE!
WILL WATT, SPOP CANDIDATE, AND ULRIC UTTER, SLOP CANDIDATE, SQUABBLE OVER ACRONyMS. Will Watt says, Acronyms are “… gd exmples of Shork (Short Speak) and Swite (Short Write). Less hot air, less energy. Gd fr envrnment.” IF ELECTED MAYOR, ULRIC […]
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