SPOP (SHORT SPEAKING PARTY) CANDIDATE WILL WATT SAYS: ATHL MST MVE FRWRD!

WILL WATT THINGS HAPPEN

WILL WATT INTERVIEWED ABOUT BLACK HOLE MISSION

VACUUM CLEANER BLACK HOLE
FORTY-FOUR VACUUMS ARE BEING USED TO RESCUE MUFFIN MAN

Watt, an advocate of Shorking (Short Speaking), pleaded to the masses to Shork   ” We r usg mssve amts of energy 2 sve Mffn Mn.  Plse Shork!  Lss ht air.  Lss hthse effct.”

BLACK HOLE VOLUNTEERS RESIGNING!  

MR. SMITH'S FLY
THIS FLY WAS RECUPERATING IN SMITH’S CLINIC. IT DIED WHILE SMITH WAS ON THE BLACK HOLE MISSION.

Shimy Hime and Gramps #3924 need replacements for the mission to find Muffin Man.   Mr. Smith said he must tend his insects night and day at his insect rehabilitation center.   Mrs. Smith claimed her business of making bandanas and jewelry for dogs had slowed down.  

YON WONDER TO SERVE CHICKEN, SNAP PEA, AND WILD RICE SALAD.

Wonder would appreciate a volunteer count so he can fix the right amount of food.