WILL WATT INTERVIEWED ABOUT BLACK HOLE MISSION
Watt, an advocate of Shorking (Short Speaking), pleaded to the masses to Shork ” We r usg mssve amts of energy 2 sve Mffn Mn. Plse Shork! Lss ht air. Lss hthse effct.”
BLACK HOLE VOLUNTEERS RESIGNING!
Shimy Hime and Gramps #3924 need replacements for the mission to find Muffin Man. Mr. Smith said he must tend his insects night and day at his insect rehabilitation center. Mrs. Smith claimed her business of making bandanas and jewelry for dogs had slowed down.
YON WONDER TO SERVE CHICKEN, SNAP PEA, AND WILD RICE SALAD.
Wonder would appreciate a volunteer count so he can fix the right amount of food.