NOMOFIRCOFO, PEEPS, PIUS, PUEW, PUEW, AND PUIW CAUSE FUROR IN MAYORAL RACE!

WILL WATT, SPOP CANDIDATE, AND ULRIC UTTER, SLOP CANDIDATE, SQUABBLE OVER ACRONyMS.

Will Watt says, Acronyms are “… gd exmples of Shork (Short Speak) and Swite (Short Write).  Less hot air, less energy. Gd fr envrnment.”

IF ELECTED MAYOR, ULRIC UTTER WILL BAN THE FOLLOWING ACRONYMS FOR CONTAINING INCITING AND NEGATIVE WORDS. 

NOMOFIRCOFO – No More First Consonants Foundation

PEEPS – Prohibit Extremely Exciting Provocative Speech

PIUS – Prohibit Inciting ultra-extreme speech

PUEW – Prohibit Use of Extreme Words

PUIW – Prohibit Use of Inciting Words  

Watt and Utter were in the same class in preschool.