AFTER GUNHILDA SLIGHT ASKEW WAS CAUGHT KISSING LOOKEEHERE, SHE PLEADED FOR MERCY! IN AN EFFORT TO KEEP HER JOB, ASKEW DOUBLES HER HOURS TO TAKE THE CENSUS AND FIND OUT WHO FORGED BLACK HOLE TRIP […]
Category: Melody Agogo
MELODY AGOGO UNCOVERS SAFETY GUIDELINES SHE WILL INITIATE WHEN ELECTED MAYOR!
MR. WHOOEY SAYS “SOLAR PANELS DEPLETE THE SUN’S ENERGY!”
MELODY AGOGO TO RUN FOR MAYOR ON KYOP (KEEP-YOUR-HUSBAND-SAFE PARTY) PLATFORM!
DELAYED AUTOPY REPORT REVEALS WATER SUFFOCATION CAUSED MANFRED MOLE, JR.’S DEATH!
A SOMBER DAY IN ATHOL: MANFRED MOLE, JR. MEMORIALIZED BY MOLETOWN AND ATHOLIANS!
ANOTHER ERUPTION: SOFA “BIRTHS” INTO HILDA UPUP’S FALMART HOME!
MYSTERIOUS PENGUIN PARACHUTES ON TO ROOF OF B AND B AND B IN ATHOL!
MWAFUWIDGTDCS AND MWAFUWIGETDECS MAY BE BANNED AS ACRONYMS!
AADTITUOF (ATHOL ACRONYM COMMITTEE TO IMPROVE THE UNDERSTANDING OF ACRONYMS ) HOLDS CLOSED SESSION! MWAFUWIDGTDCS – Mothers Who Are Fed Up With Daughters Getting Their Designer Clothes Stained. MWAFUWIGETDECS – Mothers Who Are Fed Up […]
ADDITIONS TO ATHOL OPPOSITIONAL GRAVITY EXHIBIT and MEET MELODY AGOGO!
VISIT OPPOSITIONAL GRAVITY EXHIBIT TO SEE OTHER AMAZING PHOTOGRPAHS! OUR NEW SERIES – INTRODUCING ATHOL RESIDENTS! MELODY AGOGO Agogo organized closets at the age of two. At three she mitered a bed sheet with perfection. […]
NEW EVIDENCE SUGGESTS MUFFIN MAN’S BLACK HOLE TRIP LIST A SET UP!
ATHOL RESIDENT COMES FORTH WITH CRUCIAL INFORMATION! Black Hole Trip List items: All-Weather Coat, Toothbrush, Toothpaste, Care Package for Lois Lois, Donut Holes, Pajamas, Slippers. According to NU (Name Undisclosed,) Muffin Man did not wear slippers. […]
GENERATOR FOR BLACK HOLE RESCUE OF MUFFIN MAN IS UP AND RUNNING!
ATHOLIANS ASKED TO TURN OFF LIGHTS TO SAVE ENERGY FOR RESCUE MISSION. The sabotaged generator has been fixed and tonight, Hugh Bike Man and volunteers will set up camp outside Black Hole. A lottery, […]
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